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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Passions and Ponies Release Day












Passion and Ponies (Chocoholics #2)
by Tara Sivec
Release Day: March 25, 2014
Amazon paperback link: http://amzn.to/PIVFAL

Blurb:
Ava Gilmore has the perfect life. She’s surrounded by people who love her, she’s having sex on a regular basis and her Coach bag collection just grew by three. The problem? She’s expected to follow in her family’s footsteps at Seduction and Snacks, working with sex toys and baked goods. 


Ava loves vibrators and cupcakes as much as the next person, she’d just rather play with them than sell them. With her shopping addiction reaching an all time high and her credit card bills piling up, Ava decides to put her obsession to good use and start a fashion blog. But she has one other problem - the guy she’s having sex with has a My Little Pony addiction.



While dealing with her family’s disappointment and confusion over her choices, she finds support in the unlikeliest of places – Tyler Branson. Tyler has slowly wormed his way into her bed, her a$$ and her heart and he refuses to leave. Tyler has his own family problems to deal with and for the first time ever, Ava finds herself feeling bad for the annoying, immature guy and chanting “Friendship is magic!” during the sex she’d swore to stop having with him.



Ava needs to get her life in order once and for all before she finds herself doing something she never wanted to do – fall in love with a Brony.



Review
5 FREAKING LAUGH OUT LOUD ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS STARS

If I wasn't already a fan of Tara Sivec this book would have done it. Passions and Ponies has all the laugh out loud, sexually inappropriate humor I have been missing. I wish I had 10000000 books on my kindle just like this one, I could read Tara Sivec everyday for the rest of my life and die a happy reader. And I would just like to say I KNEW IT!!! If you read the book you probably know what I am referring to, if you haven't I say GO READ IT NOW YOU CAN READ MY REVIEW LATER!! Oh wait STAY I didn't mean it... are you back? Hello? You there?


Ok Phew! Welcome back lol OK I'm done I swear. So lets get back to the review and me SHOUTING my love and obsession for the author shall we.  No one and I mean this can make my face hurt while I read like Ms. Sivec her books are just plain euphoric, orgasmic and fantastic. Like for real how does one person use "masturbation room" in a book and not get an award of some kind. If you read Love & Lists and are like me TYLER ruled your world.. yea yea I know Gavin was the main character and all, but Tyler was my end all be all character. Tyler is EPIC. Hands down my favorite character EVER WRITTEN PERIOD END OF STORY!  I never knew what a Brony was before, and holy crap I don't want to know how Tara Sivec knew of this I am just damn glad she did, and I will NEVER look at a my little pony the same again (thank gosh I don't have daughters but lord help me I have a son named Tyler). If my son is anything like Sivecs Tyler I will have a VERY interesting life. Now Ava... it took me a while to warm up to her, she is a bitch a lovable bitch but a bitch nonetheless (I dont know how I will edit this review for Amazon FML). Again though this is something we already knew from love and lists ( See a pattern here? YOU SHOULD READ ALL THE BOOKS ... I mean it isn't necessary Passions and Ponies I guess could be a stand alone BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MISS THE AWESOMENESS OF THE OTHER BOOK HUH WHY!!!) I've gotten off topic a lot in this review because writing or putting into words how absolfuckingltyfantastic Passions and Ponies is, is like super hard (haha thats what she said)  Simply put if you need a smile, a laugh or a good time Passions and Ponies is all of that and so much more.





Bio:

Tara Sivec is a USA Today best-selling author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid, short-order cook, baby-sitter, and sarcasm expert. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two children and looks forward to the day when they all three of them become adults and move out.
After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye out of boredom. She is the author of the Playing with Fire series and the Chocolate Lovers series. Her novel Seduction and Snacks won first place in the Indie Romance Convention Reader’s Choice Awards 2013 for Best Indie First Book.
In her spare time, Tara loves to dream about all of the baking she’ll do and naps she’ll take when she ever gets spare time.
Tara also writes under the pen name T.E. Sivec.  Check out the page for T.E. Sivec for more information.
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