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Sunday, October 6, 2013

Love and Lists Blog Tour

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Love and Lists is the first book in the Chocolate Lovers spinoff - Chocoholics: The foul-mouthed offspring tell their stories.

Twenty-five-year-old Gavin Ellis has always had the love and support of his family ever since he was a little boy and couldn't stop talking about his penis. He's also always had their unsolicited advice and uncanny knack of embarrassing him at all costs. Now that he's an adult and trying to convince the love of his life to love him back, things haven't changed very much from when he was younger.

When Gavin's best friend Tyler suggests he make a to-do list of items that will ensure he wins the girl, Gavin is one-hundred-percent on board: after a few six packs.

After puking in the shrubs, a bad experience with Viagra, a Sex-Ed course gone wrong, and a slew of other mishaps courtesy of his family and friends, Gavin is pretty sure this list will be the death of him.

Sometimes, trying to make someone love you with a list isn't always the best idea. Especially when "Show her your penis" is the first "to-do" item...

5 out of 5 Stars

"But you're covered in food. First it's food, then it's Skittles and a trip to the emergency room, and the next thing you know, you're out on the streets begging strangers for honey and jumper cables. JUST SAY NO to weird sex, GAVIN!"

If you loved the chocolate lovers series, then start jumping up and down for joy because Love and Lists brings back all the things we loved from the them. It's raunchy , sweet and down right hilarious. We get to see all our old favorites Claire, Carter, Jim , Liz , Drew and Jenny and the children THEY have raised. RIGHT are you picturing it yet!? What kind of screwy human beings could these people have rendered!  EXACTLY! I seriously don't think it gets any better then Tara Sivecs  amazing brand of humor. 

"Like I'm going yo just whip a dildo out of my back pocket and chase her around he room with it. That only happened once, and I was really drunk. I swear."

I know it isn't exactly for everyone, if the word penis makes you uncomfortable or vagina or dildo then these books aren't for you. But if you want to know why in hell Drew bought a goat then yea you have the right kind of mind set to enjoy love and lists. Love and lists will keep you entertained from word one, and if your anything like me you will laughing your ass off at Gavin and Charlotte's cluelessness. If I could read a book like this every single day I would day a happy bibliophile.

"Something isn't right. Something isn't right at all. I want to have sex. I always want to have sex, but right now I want to have sex with a giant pair of scissors I'm currently holding in my hand and that wouldn't be good at all. Sex and scissors should never mix."



Tara Sivec is a wife, mom, chauffeur, cheer leading coach, soccer coach, babysitter, short order cook , genius and albino squirrel hunter. She lives in Ohio with her husband and two kids. In her spare time she likes to read, write and cover things in chocolate. Most of her material comes from real life experiences with family and friends. Lucky for them the names have been changed to protect the innocent. (aka, drunk)

Tara also writes under the pen name T.E. Sivec where she can be serious, suspenseful and not at all funny.

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